We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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