..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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