a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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