that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Woke up backwards on a recliner
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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