okay pat passed out under dana's car
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
My ass is underappreciated
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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