Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Alive.
So much puke
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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