I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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