she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Watching her eat just hurts me
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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