dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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