ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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