he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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