I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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