dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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