I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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