So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again