I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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