I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My ass is underappreciated
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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