Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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