I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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