you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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