i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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