Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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