She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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