I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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