that's an acceptable place to lick
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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