You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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