I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
nut hugger
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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