We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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