This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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