Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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