I don't think brook has ever known best
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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