She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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