just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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