so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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