He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
