I have demons in me.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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