I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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