Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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