You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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