You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I love having hate sex.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
That accounts for only three of the penises
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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