therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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