exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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