He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
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Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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