i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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