why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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