And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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