Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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