But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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