Hey man sorry I got all grabby
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
