But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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