You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
