if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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