some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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