they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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