Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Randomize
