Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We had sex on a dog bed..
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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