we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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