Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
