The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
