I love watching others lives come down to our level.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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